Animal Facts! (Tiger, Dog, Polar Bear, Seahorse)

November 13, 2009

Everything you didn’t know about your favorite animals!

Tiger

TigerLove Chinese food, hate Chinese people.

Get cold much quicker than you’d think.

Favorite phrase is, “great, I’ll be on the phone with my broker.”

You’d think gay, but actually just very effeminate.

Dry hump like a champ.

Dog

Dog

Know a guy who can get you things. You need things? This guy can get you things.

Doesn’t care much for NFL, but strangely hates the Denver Broncos.

Got a grant in college to study the top quark.

Majored in psych because that’s what mom wanted.

Believe in a thing called love.

Polar Bear

Polar BearCan’t commit to anything.

Sell sea shells by the sea shore.

Are, aren’t they?

Try to make friends by buying people gifts. It never works out well in the end.

Love cleavage.

Seahorse

Seahorse

Dresses kind of slutty.

Says he ‘loves’ everything. “Oh, I love those shoes!” “I love that tree!” “I love that river!” Honestly, who loves that river.

Says ‘fustrated’ instead of ‘frustrated.’

Went through an awkward phase in high school – can not WAIT for the 10 year anniversary.

The unluckiest traveler you’ll ever meet.

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